May 2013
87 posts
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
Neurolove.me: How to Achieve Anything →
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Stop fantasising: Those with too rosy a picture of the future tend to put less effort into reaching their goals. Instead, it’s better to be open to some things going wrong. It will help you see the obstacles - and think through beating them.
2. …
Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.
timeforsomethrillingheroics:
Pokemon Blue Version
Pokemon Red Version
Pokemon Green Version
Pokemon Yellow Version
Pokemon Pinball
Pokemon Gold Version
Pokemon Silver Version
Pokemon Crystal Version
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOYL SHIT
ohmyfuckkk
OMSF
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
HOLY FUCK
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
mmtthhddss:
Community College Tips:
Don’t talk to anybody
Don’t make eye contact
Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
Transfer
The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self...
“You cannot be grateful without possessing a past. That is why children are...”
– Lorrie Moore, Anagrams
Despite everything, 2012 was a good year.
(via srsly)
guys i find attractive
famous
taken
psychologically disturbed
twice my age
not real
dead
gay
all of the above
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
endlessyuji:
Why are collar bones so hot???
“[10:24:00 PM] EMREE: i just lay in bed with the pillows arranged around me like...”
“[10:17:04 PM] Yuji: How are you??
[10:17:23 PM] EMREE: tired and tipsy...”
I have trust issues with authors
me reading: this character is going to die. isn't he.
the author:
me reading: I can't care about this character. I can't care about him as much as I want to because he's going to die
the author:
me reading: I can tell you're writing him like he's going to die, author
the author:
me reading: I'm not falling for this.
the author:
me reading: oh maybe he's not going to die.
the author:
me reading: because if he was he should have died there
the author:
me reading: okay, I'll care about him
the author:
me reading: I see that I can trust y---
*character dies*
the author: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
me reading: FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVER AGAIN NEVER FUCKING AGAIN
“In his chest, there was a familiar sting, like the fangs of a viper sinking into...”
– Tales From the House of the Moon
Watchsweet-bitsy:
bencarignan:
ascendmotherfucker:
johnathanegbert:
i found the video
source
Are you s*itting me?
reblogging this only to ask where the hell i get a top like that girl has, i want dat
HER HAT HAS EARS
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
“I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.”
– Dr. Gregory House (via junettex3)
“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via violet-fireflies)
Sorry I’m not able to get over a heart break at light fucking speed like my ex is. Apparently it is unreasonable to ask him not to come into my work. I already get to look out the window of work to see him kissing the girl he started dating directly after breaking up with me. I’m the asshole, though.
