A word of advice: refrain from being involved in a vehicle accident, especially if your insurance company is awful and has no clear chain of command that you can climb to attempt to have fired each incompetent individual that dropped the ball on your claim, in which case it is perfectly in reason to invite them all to fellate your engorged phallus.
spiderwoahman asked: Love ALL the cats!
Me to a coworker in response to him trying to...
I do not care. I really don’t think you understand how many fucks I have that I am not going to give to you. Let me put it this way; I have to budget my fucks. There are a finite amount of fucks given to me in a set period of time, and if I spend them on your every stupid utterance, I won’t have any fucks left for important things. :)
Anonymous asked: How many cats do you own ????
naanbread asked: i always want to look at your blog but i loads weirdly on my laptop and freezes everything and i get all panicked. sob.
gavemesunshine asked: yeah, I'm in love with chesterfield style couch, nobody had noticed until today :D Have fixations on anything?
Anonymous asked: Whats your opinion on the concept of ass to mouth ?
hanjobsolo asked: Go away you Sweden loving bastard.
krossamig asked: No.
hanjobsolo asked: Let's do it.
endlessyuji asked: Let's fuck
Anonymous asked: You are the sexiest creature I have ever seen. Lets fuck ?
It’s been a pretty full day for me. I managed to work for 10 hours split over 2 shifts, be a passenger in a car wreck, pet puppies and kittens, and cause a waterfall in two apartments below us when I forgot to turn the bathroom sink off and the non-draining drain allowed the water to overflow. Mischief managed.