krossamig asked: I MISS YOU. :'[
Where there is a crowd, run the other way and you’ll be right.– Charles Bukowski (via henrycharlesbukowski) My motto!
A word of advice: refrain from being involved in a vehicle accident, especially if your insurance company is awful and has no clear chain of command that you can climb to attempt to have fired each incompetent individual that dropped the ball on your claim, in which case it is perfectly in reason to invite them all to fellate your engorged phallus.
spiderwoahman asked: Love ALL the cats!
Me to a coworker in response to him trying to...
I do not care. I really don’t think you understand how many fucks I have that I am not going to give to you. Let me put it this way; I have to budget my fucks. There are a finite amount of fucks given to me in a set period of time, and if I spend them on your every stupid utterance, I won’t have any fucks left for important things. :)